"Cops always lie."

My sister asked if I could help her pay $100 fine she has.  She said it was for expired tags, and she had talked to them.  I told her I would and she gave me the url of the place to pay.  Turns out it was for a DWI and the fine was actually over $300.  I asked how she didn't know she had a DWI when she feigned ignorance.  Then she accused the cops of making up the DWI charge.

"Haven't you ever seen cop shows?  Cops always lie!  Why would you believe them?"
"In cop shows, isn't it the criminal who normally lies?"
"Your basing your entire concept of crime off TV?  TV isn't real."

[sigh]